Out-of-Water Steamed Crabs Make Me Cough

So, I managed to partially clean my attic which happens to be my room. With all the clothes and trinkets I'm about to give away, I would probably make two gothic teenagers and five children happy. Woopee for spreading the love.

To make things even better, I found a number of questionable pieces of clothing that I will never wear. An example:

Probably the only people that appreciate this shirt are Elijah, Kriztille, and Jessica.

I swear I have a reason for why I own this shirt get ready for it:

It was in the mid-end of junior year in high school and Field Day was quickly approaching. I forgot that each of the teams were assigned different colors to wear. Knowing that my wardrobe consisted of different shades of black, I practiced some track by running to Kohl's. The result of buying the first orange shirt I found is the snapshot above.

Everyone likes doing these things to me 'cause I'm short. The problem is I don't mind.

Time warping. Lauren with her lion spirit, me with my shirt, and Moncayo as a retarded climbing cat.

I am officially awesome and embarrassed.

I'm glad to announce that I'm completely changing my wardrobe-------

----Think happily sarcastic in lacy skirts and heels.
(I got the last two parts down already since the beginning of last year ;D)

~~~